I HATE the word "frape" and don't want to use it in my film in any way. But I did some research and found this example where a boy's status is changed to say he has herpes. What I especially liked about this status was that the last girl he had slept with believed it and responded quite angrily.

READ HERE AT BEST FRAPES DOT COM

I want to have the man animated in a sort of Regina Spektor's 'Us' video kinda way, where his mouth will make the shapes of the words but it's done in stop motion, then back to live action.